Getting Ready for Colorado

I'm hoping to go climbing on an upcoming trip to Colorado. Specifically FACE CRUSHING HARDCORE PROFESSIONAL BAWSE BOULDERING. But in order to not look like a fool, I'm hoping to A) Lose some weight and B) Improve my bouldering grade by two levels so I can climb harder and not look like a fool around some possible REAL professionals.

Tomorrow is the test to see where I truly am at to gauge where I have to go. I will be heading down to Madison, WI to Boulders Climbing Gym, seeing some hardcore friends, do some hardcore climbing, and taking a good hardcore look at myself. We'll see where 2-3 grades improvement would put me. Its still in the attainable range for that improvement, and I would be somewhere between V4-6 for my trip.

Its time to up the game! A MUERTE.